How is it that Boob Large* is still in the running? She is Patrice to me.
Bye, Ryan! Be thankful you got voted off. You could have been spending the next 5-10 years of your career singing those SHITEOUS songs instead of playing "good music." Those songs are so bad K-Fed should be their opening act.
Seriously, does anyone think the three songs they've performed so far are good? Cuz I think they are the definition of mediocrity. As Simon Cowell would say, "Those songs sound like they could be performed in any karaoke bar/at any wedding/in any casino across the United States at any given moment. They're horrible."
P.S. My American Idol tour re-cap is coming. Mamma just needs her coffee and a handful of Advils first.
*J.'s name for Storm
