You know those bikers? The ones that wear the spandex everything and aerodynamic mirrored sunglasses? I have three thoughts in rapid succession whenever I see them on the street (and they seem to go to my town to spawn):
1. Hey Lance, why aren't you at work? It's 11:15 in the morning! (Or 2:45 in the afternoon!) How is it that you have so much free time during the middle of the day to do your bike ridey cycling thing?
2. The sound of those bike cleats (or whatever they are called) ranks #2 on the Most Annoying Sounds In The World list right after "Three-Year-Old Whine." I think more than the tappy sound, it's the way people walk when they are wearing them that bugs me the most. They look like mincing ducks on their way to a golf game to be played over hot coals.
3. What are you doing? You're at a red light. You aren't going anywhere for at least a minute. Put your feet down already.
