I will cut you!
Originally uploaded by citymama
Or, if you prefer, the alternate Mochamomma-inspired title, "CityMama will cut a bitch."
It's me in my tiny kitchen, trying to take a serious "I'm a food blogger" promotional photo for a feature that will soon appear is appearing on Houzz. Except that when it's Bad Kitty taking the photos, this is what you get. (PS I am laughing because the photos on Houzz are all very pristine and Martha Stewart-design-y and the photos that I provided are...so not. I'll link you when it's up. Take a peak into my kitchen below!)
By the way, I'm pretty sure that my kids will exactly zero of the "prop baby eggplants" that I am putting into my tagine.